How do I know I am getting old?
1) I need glasses. I can't see myself in the mirror without them. 2) When I walk by a group of twentysomething guys, they are checking out my good-looking dog not me.
3) When I go shopping for clothes, I keep saying things such as "I wish I hadn't thrown out my platform shoes and peasant blouses."
4) When I talk about my college days, I realize some of the reporters in the newsroom were not born yet.
5) I don't under why young people dress that way and I dislike their music.
6) I look forward to quiet Saturday nights at home.
7) When I mention some of my favourite movies or musicians, twentysomething reporters don't know what or who I am talking about.
8) My friends are starting to look old.